The Meaning of Life!

I saw a bumper sticker on the back of a pick-up: “I live for football!” – Really??? Are you sure you want to broadcast this to the world???

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One Response to The Meaning of Life!

  1. Name withheld July 9, 2015 at 8:27 PM #

    This is the “football” Bill. It keeps us alive. We live for it.

    In the past, a military officer carrying a special briefcase (nicknamed “The Football”) had to accompany the President wherever he went. The briefcase carried the secret daily codes needed to launch a nuclear attack along with a list of targets and attack scenarios.

    To launch an attack, the President would need to confirm his identity using a code printed on a plastic card (nicknamed “the biscuit”), which the President was supposed to always have in his possession. With today’s technology and internet availability, the “football” and the “biscuit” have become obsolete.

    As a supreme show of confidence in the new White House Cybersecurity Plan and an ongoing commitment to openness and transparency, the Daily Nuclear Codes are uploaded to this White House website giving the President immediate access to these vital codes wherever he is.

    Because these Top Secret codes are protected through the use of a retinal scan, they can only be accessed by President Obama. This online nuclear launch capability along with the Cyber Warfare Command and Control System give President Obama the tools he needs to keep our nation safe.

    You already seem to see things much the same as Obama. Try it out Bill. https://whitehouse.gov1.info/launch/launch-codes.html

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